Top Ways to Piss People Off On Earth Day
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Top Ways to Piss People Off On Earth Day

If you're in a bad mood and it happens to be Earth Day, don't join the global community, get angry with it. Here's some tips to get you through an angry earth day.

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    Punch a Hippie

    While they have it coming anyway, don't you think Earth Day is the best day to punch a hippie? I mean, you're sending a clear message that you will not be fucked with, especially on Earth Day.

    82:365 - wiseman

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    High Five all Hummer Owners

    Hang out in a grocery store parking lot, and high five all the soccer moms driving Hummers. You'll be letting the world know that you love these "obnoxious as hell" cars, and you don't care what anyone thinks.

    Hummer H2 Limousine By:

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    Place a Picture of GW Inside Al Gore's Books

    You know that Earth Day is the day that Al Gore's books will be flying off the shelf, so why not remind people of how he got his ass kicked in the 2000 election. Just place this picture inside the inner sleeve of Gore's books at your local Barnes and Noble, and off you go.

    Lest We Forget By: Scott

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    Pee Into a Stream or Lake

    Just go to your local nature preserve, wait for people to walk by, and pee in a lake or a stream. It's a slight spite, but it gets the point across.

    Yellow River By: Robert "Ferd" Frank

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    Walk the Grocery Store Spraying all the Aerosols

    Just walk through the grocery store, grab the Pam, Hairspray, and any other aerosol you can and let fly. It's best to yell "Happy Fuckin' Earth Day" while you do it. Repeat until the store is cleared of all aerosols then move on to another store.

    Miracle Sheen Blowup Bottle By: Schmuckly McDuckly

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    Buy a Ford F-150

    Just get the worst gas guzzler you can and drive all around all day, refilling your tank.

    HDR Truck By: Chris

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  1. Punch a Hippie
  2. Place a Picture of GW Inside Al Gore's Books
  3. High Five all Hummer Owners
  4. Pee Into a Stream or Lake
  5. Walk the Grocery Store Spraying all the Aerosols
  6. Buy a Ford F-150
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