Reasons Why I Call Bullshit on Jon and Kate Plus 8
Man, I can't stand this show. I've watched it a few times and it pisses me off to no end. Here's why.
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Kate's a Bitch
I can see why Jon is cheating on her. Not only does he work his ass off around the house while she complains about everything, but she has the audacity to chop his nuts off in front of a million viewers whilst the two of them sit on the couch together.
Also, she's a bitch because she really doesn't care that Jon is cheating on her, and that she's on the cover of a million damned magazines. This is her air. This is her life blood. She drinks it all in like the narcisistic pseudo-celebrity she is. The more press the better her outlook is on life. What kids?
Look at this evil goddamned smile.
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Yeah Right, lIke Kate Has Time to Write a Book
Anyone with one kid will tell you how hard it is to get anything done around the house, let alone write a book. Hell, I can barely take a shit in private without one of my kids barging in disrupting what used to be a peaceful moment for me. So I call bullshit about her book. Either she had someone write it, or she sticks her kids in the cellar and locks the door, or she just has other people take care of her kids while the cameras are off, which would explain her ineptitude as a parent.
"Love, Satan. xoxo"
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Get Back to Your Damned Kids
Okay, over the past few weeks I've seen Kate Gosselin on every damned show on every damned network peddling her retarded diatribe to the yokels in middle America. Let me guess, your doormat of a husband is back at home taking care of 8 kids while you stay at the Waldorf and have your feet scrubbed. How about this, instead of pimping your "I'm the best mom in the whole world" book to people, get home and be the best mom you can be. Matt Lauer doesn't care about you, your kids do. But, soon they'll be older and wonder where mama has been.
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Get That Hair Outta' Your Face
Ohhhhh that fuckin' hair. I'm so sick of seeing that woman pull that front hair piece out of her eyes. It drives me bat shit crazy. It's like watching a dude trying to pick a booger out of his nose but not being able to get it, so he tries over and over again. Yet, he still never gets it.
Plus, she looks like a retarded chicken.
Count how many time she pulls the hair out of her face.
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Bullshit They Can Afford These Vacations
Okay, they go on some pretty extravagant vacations for two people without a job. Oh look, my kids got to go to the premiere luxury hotel in Maui and stay in an amazing suite that only Kobe can afford? Oh, what, now you closed down the whole kitchen at the hotel so my kids can make fuckin' cookies? Oh, next week we get the White House all to ourselves? I smell some serious back scratching going on with the Gosselin's. F them. Not the kids, but the parents.
Wait until their kids grow up and are dissapointed when they find out life can actually be boring sometimes.
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llamalady83854 about 9 months ago0I have to agree with all the comments regarding Kates attitude. She belittles Jon so badly, I wonder why he stays. Oh yes, I forgot they are making a lot of money in front of the cameras. I have always said that something was wrong with her, I think she needs professional help...she is stiving for her own show, wait and watch. -
kates has adruggies lag in her right eye, it will soon be jon minus nine, her new haircut covers up her dopers eyeball,she can cut off a mans testes from 199 paces
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benzodiazapines, pain killers , antidepressants, the pills are there they show up every show behind her reverse mullet! she is now a doper, all celebrities end up on Dr. DREW
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YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST DOPERS EYEBALL
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Drugs, really? Yeah she's a bitchy, but until any of you birth 6 kids at once I'd shut the hell up. She's been where few of us would ever willingly go, physically speaking. Yes, I know it was their choice to have that many, but it's done. The kids are unfortunately caught in the middle, I think everyone gets that. Let's just all keep in mind that there are little parental joys that Jon and Kate will never experience with any of their kids. As a parent I think that knowledge would be ever present and painful. One on one moments are few and far between, they have both pointed that out. Let them have all the free trips they want. Those will be the some of the only positive memories the family shares. As for those of you that mock the hair, shut up. I bet half of you asses have been caught wearing pj's outside, rarely go to a salon, and use tylenol pm a little too often. Please don't confuse me with a J&K fan. i think it's as crazy as most, but for reasons beyond the "doper" eye.
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- Kate's a Bitch
- Yeah Right, lIke Kate Has Time to Write a Book
- Get Back to Your Damned Kids
- Get That Hair Outta' Your Face
- Bullshit They Can Afford These Vacations
- Nice House. You Must Have a Great Job