You may have noticed a few goths roaming around Disneyland from time to time. You may have seen their tortured, grief stricken faces riding on Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, or perhaps Peter Pan, and thought to yourself, “Why would people so depressed come to the Happiest Place on Earth?” Well, unless you have walked a day in the shoes of a goth, you have no understanding of the heavy burden they carry. You see, Disneyland contains many evil spirits that are constantly trying to make their escape, and only goths can hold them back from destroying civilization.
Posted about 1 year ago by
Joe