As one of the best movies ever, "The Shawshank Redemption" offers up a multitude of life lessons ranging from the mundane to the awe inspiring. These are only a few of what I've learned.

Supposedly the biggest online shopping day of the year. Shop from the comfort of your cubicle when you should be working, try not to get trampled.

With the continuing growth in popularity of real world objects becoming controllers (see Tony Hawk Ride, Rock Band, DJ Hero, et. al) here are some suggestions of objects that need to be controller-ified.

Dude, we are getting a Cyber Czar! How freakin' awesome is that. A Cyber Czar is better than a regular czar even. And this Cyber Czar only reports to Barrack Obama, even though that might not be constitutional, but who cares? We're getting a goddamned Cyber Czar! With it's lasers and all that kind of stuff. I for one welcome our Cyber Czar overlord. Here's who I'd pick for Cyber Czar. Are You listening Obama?

E3 is back to it's ear splitting, olfactory destroying, leg wrenching majesty. After a lame attempt at trying to make it more of a casual experience, E3 comes back to the LA Convention Center with a vengeance. I can't wait to see what is going to be announced, but here are the games that I know I want to hear more about.

I'm sure many of you would hate to admit it, but some of you used to watch Punky Brewster back in the day. And some would say that they enjoyed watching them too. What more could you want? A tv show with an orphan girl and her dog who are adopted by some old dude and hangs out in a tree house with her friends...Not only was each episode entertaining, but they provided an educational element to them as well. Ah, American television at it's best.

Here are some of my personal favorite pictures from failblog.org. Enjoy!

Now that Adam Carolla's Radio Show is off the air, I encourage everyone to download his new podcast at http://carollaradio.com/. In the meantime, here are some of my favorite bits from his old show.

Here's what happens when you loose your focus for just one second.

Let's get drunk and go fun truckin'!