Those men that were lookers in their hayday and are old enough to be your father, or even grandfather--but you would still totally do!

OJ Simpson is now going spend up to 33 years in jail, essentially the rest of his life. Here are a few things he can do with his time.

Even more of the most awesomely fat kids.

The Big Lebowski is one of, if not, my all time favorite movies. Here are some of the top reasons why.

Here are my thoughts on the best games of 2008.

Don't be a Leader-1 hater and check out these reasons why these 'mighty robots mighty vehicles' were so mighty cool.

You may have noticed a few goths roaming around Disneyland from time to time. You may have seen their tortured, grief stricken faces riding on Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, or perhaps Peter Pan, and thought to yourself, “Why would people so depressed come to the Happiest Place on Earth?” Well, unless you have walked a day in the shoes of a goth, you have no understanding of the heavy burden they carry. You see, Disneyland contains many evil spirits that are constantly trying to make their escape, and only goths can hold them back from destroying civilization.

2008 was kind of a dud. In fact the past eight years have not lived up to the promises that I was given as a kid. So without further ado, here are things that I hope finally happen in 2009.

Every presidential candidate in a presidential race connect themselves to these stupid buzzwords that are completely meaningless. Now that the presidential race for 2008 is over, here are a few of those key phrases I do not want to hear anymore.

Down to the Final 5, the contestants try to take on the Rat Pack standards.