Oh man, I love me some god damned Eddie Murphy. His movies are that of pure genius. And every movie of, shall I dare say, "Murphyesque" caliber deserve brilliant posters to promote the stunning vision of a mind such as Mr. Murphy. Enjoy these few examples I have provided for you today, and smile because God hath given us Murphy.

Here are some of the interesting new trends to come out of E3 2009. Some good, some not so good. You be the judge.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, a film came out that spawned a generation of hard core geeks. Geeks that are human like you and I. As such, they have needs similar to us, they just use different terminology.

Dude, we are getting a Cyber Czar! How freakin' awesome is that. A Cyber Czar is better than a regular czar even. And this Cyber Czar only reports to Barrack Obama, even though that might not be constitutional, but who cares? We're getting a goddamned Cyber Czar! With it's lasers and all that kind of stuff. I for one welcome our Cyber Czar overlord. Here's who I'd pick for Cyber Czar. Are You listening Obama?

Okay, after watching the season premiere of Jon and Kate Plus 8 I know now the solution to their problems. While we can't read deep into peoples lives, I do feel some of the solutions are easy to follow.

E3 is back to it's ear splitting, olfactory destroying, leg wrenching majesty. After a lame attempt at trying to make it more of a casual experience, E3 comes back to the LA Convention Center with a vengeance. I can't wait to see what is going to be announced, but here are the games that I know I want to hear more about.

Man, I can't stand this show. I've watched it a few times and it pisses me off to no end. Here's why.

Here are some of the best examples of hiding sex, and money in the advertisements for everyday products we buy. This is some crazy stuff, though I doubt it really works.

Hey Hollywood! I've got a little secret for you. Come closer. Okay, ready? Here's a quick list of things you need to create a Stallone movie. Now send your screenwriters to work.

Most are from the 80's, of course.